Marne ke bad hamare nasib me jannat ho na ho,
Ye hava ye fiza ho na ho,
Are dost zinda ho to *sms* bhejo,
Kya pata hamari kabra pe coverage ho na ho.
Ek pagal gusse me: oye mai is duniya ko mita dunga…
mita dunga… mita dunga…
Dusra pagal: he he he! mai tujhe rubber hi nai dunga….
“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved
becomes the password
of ur mail id”
There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say
there is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Marne ke bad hamare nasib me jannat ho na ho,
Ye hava ye fiza ho na ho,
Are dost zinda ho to *sms* bhejo,
Kya pata hamari kabra pe coverage ho na ho.
Ek pagal gusse me: oye mai is duniya ko mita dunga…
mita dunga… mita dunga…
Dusra pagal: he he he! mai tujhe rubber hi nai dunga….
“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved
becomes the password
of ur mail id”
There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say
there is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Happy Moments PRAISE ALLAH”
Difficult Moments SEEK ALLAH”
Quiet Moments WORSHIP ALLAH”
Painful Moments TRUST ALLAH”
Moment by Moment THANKS ALLAH”
God may bless u…….Hayat..
Badel bi ho ghata bi ho barish na ho to kiya faida?
Yar be ho wafadar bi ho deedar na ho to kiya faida?
Piyar bi ho yaqeen bi ho iqrar na ho to kiya faida?
Mobile bi ho balnce bi ho sms na ho to kiya faida?
Sms bi ho romantic bi ho reply na ho to kiya faida? Hayat…….
Welcome Ramzan Walk humbly Talk politely Dress neatly Treat kindly Pray attentively Donate generously May ALLAH bless & protect you…
Tootay huvay Dil ko Kabhi Jurtay huvy nahi dekha gir jatay hai jo ashq uthay nahi jatay mohsin hi samajhtay hai dost tujhay hum dushman to kabhi dil main basay nahi jatay, Na janay log chashma Q lagatay hai Bachpan mai kartay hai sharat Baad main aankh chupatay hai!
Hum Tumharay hai Rishtoo ki Tijarat nahi kartay, Hum Dikhavay ki aisi bhi Dosti nai Kartay Jab bhi milo gay humay pao gay Mukhlis Her Chand K Ikhlaque Ka dawa nahi kartay
Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!
chandani rat me barsaat buri lagati hai, ghar e lash ho to barat buri lagati hai, mer dil ki bat kya jano, dil me dard ho to har bat buri lagati hai.
i cant help thinking of you, how you can make me smile and the fact that im falling for you more and more each day
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
May this birthday be just the beginning of a year filled with happy memories, wonderful moments and shinning dreams
And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him [surah al-Talaq; 65:3]
Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
“I TRUST U” is a better compliment than “I LOVE U” because you may not always trust the person you love but u can always love the person you trust.
One who somes, has a SMOKY heart, One who somes, has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart… So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS… as u r already a SWEETEHART!
(Fasting) for a fixed number of days; but if any of you is ill, or on a journey, the prescribed number (should be made up) from days later. For those who can do it (with hardship), is a ransom, the feeding of one that is indigent but he that will give more, of his own free will, it is better for him. And it is better for you that ye fast, if ye only knew.[Albaqarah
Badel bi ho ghata bi ho barish na ho to kiya faida?
Yar be ho wafadar bi ho deedar na ho to kiya faida?
Piyar bi ho yaqeen bi ho iqrar na ho to kiya faida?
Mobile bi ho balnce bi ho sms na ho to kiya faida?
Sms bi ho romantic bi ho reply na ho to kiya faida?
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don’t worry I don’t cry, I’m just happy that cows can’t fly
Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari
hain!
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? , How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?, How can u tell me not 2 fall is friendship when u exist.
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways and if ever i have to let u go………. I would find a million reason make u stay!!!!!!!
If i am in hell and u r in heaven. I always look up & be proud of u but if iam in heaven and u r in hell, i beg to god send me down coz heaven wont be heaven with u .
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, Being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, Being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, Every thing is 4 u, and u r 4 me.
If i could pull down the rainbow i would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody to know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!!!
Never say ur happy when ur sad , Never say ur fine when ur not ok , Never say u feel good when u feel bad, And never say ur alone when i am still alive.
Some times my mind asked, Why? I miss u, Why? I care u, Why? I remember u, Then my hearts answered its bcoz u r a sweet friend !!
Flowers are sunshine, violets need dew, All angles in heaven know i need u Years many fly, tears my dry But my friendship with u will never die….
One day u ask me: what is more important to u, me or ur life?I will say: my life …. You will walk away from me without knowing that U are my life!!!!
Feel good when somebody miss u, Feel better when somebody loves u, But feel best when somebody forgets u.
A friend is sweet when its new …. But it is sweeter when its trueBut u know what? Its sweetest when its u.
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when u have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, afriend is true, a friend is precious a friend is you…
If kisses were water, i will give u sea, If hugs were leaves, i will give u tree, If u love a planet, i will give a galaxy, If friendship is life, i will give u mine.
People live people die, people laugh people cry, Some give up some will try, some say hi some say bye, Others may forget u but never will “i”.
You are just like a Bounty … a piece of paradise on earth!
You’re eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There’s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
There are so many people in the world but in my world there’s only one and that’s you!!!
I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
Do your feet never hurt ???? … You are wondering around my thoughts all day long….
Love is in the air… shit if only I had a plane right now …
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,’cause I did it and I found you.
I saw U on road,U Were Looking so fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So Perfect,I Started to Sing a Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???
A beautiful bird flys, U look up it shits in your eyes. U don’t weap don’t cry , just thank God cows do not fly
Some times I think y I like u?Sometime i think y I miss u? Some times I think y I love u? Than I feel that I really like Cartoons
My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental
Ahat si koi ho to lagta hai ke tum ho, Hawa koi Lehrai to lagta hai ke tum ho, Ab tum hi batao ke tum kissi bhoot se kam ho?
I wish I was a tear drop , born in your eyes , Live on your cheeks and die on your lips
When times comes,to give heart to some1,make sure to select some1 who never break your heart bcoz broken hearts don’t spare parts
Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti
Love your friends,As they love U,But never hate them when they hate U,Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to Only 1
May u be What u hope to b,See all u want to see..Do all what u want to,May ur every wish comes true..”A Very Happy Birthday to u”
Jungle is empty without u…Plz come here (Mehkma Junglaat)
Dil 20 13 80 20 TERAY (Read it in PUNJABI)
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That’s because Mother Teresa said “Love Animals” !
A-U’r Attractive B-U’r Best C-U’r Cute D-U’r Dear E-U’r Excellent F-U’r Funny G-U’r Gud Looking H-He He He I-I’m J-Just K-Kidding
Animals of Jungle decided for a meeting.Every1 came But The meeting hasn’t started.Guess y?coz the Donkey is bzy in Chatting
Last nite I lay in bed,looking at the stars, beautiful sky and da endless horizon & suddenly I thought where the hell is my roof?
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat!… Now read it without the word cat
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar Muskurate hain.Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mujhe Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
Apni Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar De, Ab Aur Na Intzaar De, Apni Awaaz nahi Sunani to mat Suna, Kam se Kam 1 Missed call Hee Maar de
Hi! Vajpaye Needs 500 Donkeys To attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, Message Perhate Hi Niklo!
What’s wrong with yur cell everytime I call a voice says that that subscriber u dialed is a Monkey, plz contact zoo for details
Teri Aankain Jhuki Jhuki****Tera Chehra Khila Khila****Jab Tere Chehre per Haath Ghumaya ****To Aadha kilo Fair & Lovely Mila
Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can’t loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
You are like the sunshine so warm,you are like sugar, so sweet…you are like you…and that’s the reason why I love you!
Love is like war…****Easy to start…****Difficult to end…****Impossible to forget
Do you believe in Love at First Sight****Or do I have to Walk by Again??:$
Kiss is’nt like Nokia,Connecting People,Kiss is’nt like Pepsi,Yeh Dil Maange More,But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
TUSI Bade e Gr8 Ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,JALEBI ki Tarah Stra8 Ho,KHER jo bhi ho Mere Favr8 ho…!
Yeh jo haseeno k baal hote hai,larkon ko phasane ke jaal hote hai,jaane kitno k khun piye honge,tabhi to inke hont laal hote hain
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye,Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!:@
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye…”ABBA JAAN”…” ABBA JAAN”
Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye,waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai,Kaho Na Pyaar Hai,Kya mooh dukhta hai?
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi,aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,arre tumahri kya izzat reh gayi,jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya to night ko sleeping chor diya tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya:S
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,hum izhaar karne me thode dheele ho gaye,unke haath peele ho gaye :’(
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,Unke aane ki aas lagti hai,unki dewangi mein ho gaye itne dewane,K har ladki ki ma saas lagti hai
Jawaab teri shayari ka….denge hum shayari mein….naam tera likh baithe hain….apne dil ki diary mein….
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain,Tum bin hum bohat akele hain,Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain,Dekho hum kitne veley hain
Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai, bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai, aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
Promise me we are true friends,I m lamp ur light,I m Coke ur Sprite,I m Sawan ur badal,I m Normal ur Pagal,I m Tarzan ur Monkey!
Mera Dil,Jiger,Liver ho tum,bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum,Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum,Mere (L) mein ab forever ho tum
Shaam ko Dil udaas hota hai,Toote khwabon k siwa kuch na pass hota hai,Yaad bohat aati hai tumhari,Bandar jab koi paas hota hai
Kya ankheiN hain apki,kya baatein hain apki,us khuda ne kuch aisa apko banaya hai jaise,”Shhhsss KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,paper per tasveer apki bnayi, per hansane ki bajai bachonko daraane k kaam aai
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hain,mann me 1 aas rakte hai,jaane kab aa jaye mail apka is liye net ko hamesha on rakhte hain
Muskura do khuda ke vaste,sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,kambaqt bill bohat aata hai·´`·.¸.»ÿ d®ïñk & d®ïvë wëñ ü ©äñ §mökë ñ flÿ?·´`·.¸.»:P
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked “what is ur wish 2 day?” i said “Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS”!
Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and… Only the CUTE 1’s receive MESSAGES From ME!
Dont” keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears keep me in ur heart, so that ur every “Heart Beat” may remainds u thats there is “someone 4 u”.
Have a “HEART” that never breaks, Have a”SMILE” that never fades, HAve a touch that never Hurt$, Have a “FRIENDSHIP” that naver ends
Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight a little more “WE” & a little Less “I”!
Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn’t Luv 1, don’t Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!
positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly
I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers… but none as SWEET as you
9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r%
When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here.
A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi
Log kahte hain ki hame aadat hain muskurane ki,
Vo kya jane, Ye bhi ek ada hain gam chhupane ki
AN ELEPHANT FALLS IN LOVE WITH ANT
BUT ANT’S PARENTS R AGAINST THEIR MARRIAGE
GUESS WHY??
THEY GAVE A SOLID REASON
“LARRKEY K DAANT BAHER HEIN”
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sarak hi sidhi nikli.
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter: murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A man told sardar: ur friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Sardar rushes home, within half hour came back angirly and slapped the man and said:
Ulloo they pathay, he is not my friend.
Meaning of Friendship : -
F——-FOREVER
R——-RESPONCIBLE
I——–INTELLIGENT
E——-EAGER TO MAIL
N——-NICE
D——-DIVINE
S——–SIMPLE
H——-HEARTLY
I——–INTERSTED
P——-PEACEFU
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti ha
so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see…how Sweetly I LIE
Another MOON ?..Possible,Another SUN ?..Possible, Another Friend Like U ?..Impossible ‘coz GOD can’t make same MISTAKE twice…
5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
